IF I WERE KING (1938)
ROLE MODELS (2008)
Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott as two guys who work pushing an energy drink on kids as part of an anti-drug program have a run in with the law and are given hundreds of hours of community service. This takes the form of a kind of big brother organization run by former addict Jane Lynch. Scott's kid is a hyperactive brat with a foul mouth while Rudd's is a withdrawn teen who's into LARPing (role-playing medieval combat with foam weapons) played by the McLovin kid from SUPER BAD. What results is a fast-paced rude comedy that winds up having a good heart without resorting to sentiment. The cast is good and Rudd is at his most acerbic from a script he had a hand in writing. It's grand, silly fun.
TIGER OF BENGHAL and THE INDIAN TOMB (1959) Really one movie in two chapters. Iconic director Fritz Lang's epic pulp adventure filmed on location in India is a return to the kind of serials that made him an international sensation in the silent era. A German architect takes a contract with a rajah to provide renovations to an island palace in the Ganges. What the hero discovers is a complex series of tunnels and caves that lead to a vast secret temple where beautiful Debra Paget dances and nefarious plans are plotted. All fun, ho-de-ho romp with tigers and chases and fights and betrayals and I'm betting an inspiration for INDIANA JONES and THE TEMPLE OF DOOM. Recently released in a gorgeous transfer on Blu-Ray.
Val Kilmer is a high level fixer in the middle of a hunt for the missing daughter of the president. David Mamet takes a plot that could have been turned into a quick-play melodrama and gives us a story with spooky suspense sequences that resonate with the darkest paranoia and some sharp observations about the self-appointed elite who make up the rules as they go along. Mamet's usual touch with the dialogue which, I'm learning, is a love-it-or-hate it proposition to film-lovers. The most remarkable thing about this film for me is the way that it consciously avoids as much exposition as possible, often at the risk of losing the audience. But he maintains and emotional through-line that carries us forward even while we're still figuring out what's going on. The effect is unsettling and, I suspect, that was Mamet's intention.
THE THIN RED LINE (1998)
The lives and experiences of members of a US Army battalion tasked with taking key positions from the Japanese on Guadalcanal in 1942. The story presents conflicts between the officers as well as taking us right onto the ground with the forward combat units. Despite the size of the ensemble cast, director Terrence Malick presents each of their stories in an indelible way, making us feel their fear, rage, frustration and sense of their own fleeting mortality. An unblinking portrait of men in war that is superior in every way to SAVING PRIVATE RYAN which came out the same year. Most notably, Malick gets across the chaotic horror of war without indulging in horror movie gore effects. He also allows his actors to impart their feelings with dialogue that runs counter to their intents and emotions and, often, no dialogue at all. A scene where we see the Dash Mihok's metamorphosis from terrified grunt to war hero play out on his face in one continuous take is astounding to watch.
I reviewed this movie shortly after it was released back on my old website and quickly found out that people either love it or hate it. There's just no middle ground here. I agree it's a bit heady and appears pretentious at times. But each time I watch it I understand Malick's intentions more. The narration provided at times by various cast members reads as though from letters home and is read with a solemnity that I find befitting. These men were risking, and giving, their lives and they had every right to wax philosophical now and then. And they did have these thoughts and express them in this way. Thinking you might die at any moment has a way of making you contemplate the infinite and man's place in nature and what the hell it's all about
François Villon is a thief and poet in 15th Century Paris. When he's captured for stealing from the king's storehouse, he brought before Louis XI himself. But the wily king plays a cruel jest on Villon and gives him a title and promotes him to royal chamberlain to teach the vagabond that it's not so easy to be a part f the ruling class.
Ronald Colman at his most charming meaning you'll see the most charming actor on the planet at the top of his game. Basil Rathbone appears to be having the time of his life as King Louis, playing him as a cackling, conniving, half-mad monarch. Terrific sets and a huge cast of extras all serve to enhance a fast-paced, witty script by Preston Sturges. And there's one prime example of how Hollywood could get across sexual heat back in the day while the principles kept all their clothes and, this being a period adventure, that means LOTS of clothes.
MESRINE: KILLER INSTINCT (2008)
A combination of gangster thriller and portrait that follows a disaffected sociopath from his army service in Algeria to a crime career with the Paris underworld. Along the way he leaves lives in ruin and begins his own career as, essentially, the subject of a decades long international manhunt.
Vincent Cassel as legendary gangster and bank robber Jacque Mesrine (Meh-REEN) who robbed his way across two continents in the 1960s and escaped from prison on numerous occasions even a remote maximum security facility in Canada.
Based on Mesrine's own bestselling book (written while he was on the lam), director Jean-François Richet creates a crime epic quite unlike any other. It moves swiftly though the late 50's to the early 70's portraying Mesrine's impulsive crime antics and often reckless behavior in one action set piece after another. I will always maintain that the French make the best crime dramas and this one is top drawer all the way.
MESRINE: PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE (2008)
The direct sequel, a second part really, to the previous Mesrine film. This one continues the story into the 1970's and the inevitable end of Mesrine's career in the streets of Paris; coldly executed by a police task force. No spoiler there, the first film begins with his death.
This film details the decline of Jacques Mesrine as he becomes more and more brash and, to his detriment, plays at being a member of the far left at a time when the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigade were plaguing Europe. Escaping from yet another maximum security facility, Mesrine's former good luck flees him and he engages in one disastrous robbery or kidnapping after another as he simultaneously embraces his own mythic status by pursuing media attention.
Like all great gangster films, a cautionary tale about hubris.
DANGER CLOSE (2019)
In August 1966 a company of Aussie soldiers on a shoot-and-scoot mission near Long Tan in South Vietnam encounter a large force of combined NVA and Viet Cong that will outnumber them twenty-to-one. Unable to withdraw the hundred or so soldiers hold their scattered positions throughout the day taking heavy casualties but managing to punish their attackers who "just won't take a hint."
An exceptional war film that goes right into my favorites pile. Loaded with action, excruciating suspense and real emotional weight, this well-crafted war story makes the complex actions of that day crystal clear and the sacrifice of the men palpable. The large ensemble cast is introduced by vivid to make them memorable. One stand-out performance is a Kiwi artilleryman who, without a scrap of expository dialogue, informs us of his fears and conflicts.
Highly recommend for those who like their military action believable and raw.
THE COURIER (2019)
In a lifetime of watching dumb action movies, this is the dumbest one I've ever seen. And as a writer, I've spent my career primarily writing action stories. To write an action story you have to create events to drive the action forward and build suspense and tension. Your hero has to face challenges that he overcomes through guile, skill or just plain strength of spirit. This movie eschews all of that to just make shit happen.This shit happens then this shit happens. If the heroine needs to find a knife or gun, there's one conveniently lying on the floor by her. If she needs to cut the electricity to foil the bad guys, ta-da! there's a circuit breaker box right there. If the story requires that the lights come on, they simply do with no rhyme, reason or cause. Countless times in this movie the heroine is only saved because the bad guy's gun has run out of bullets. Even, at times, after firing only three shots or, as apparently happens to a character arriving on the scene for the first time, carrying around a gun that was never loaded at all! A .50 caliber sniper shot from 2000 feet pierces a bulletproof vest to nearly gut a character. But when the same rifle takes the heroine in the leg from under fifty feet she just hobbles for a bit until she's walked it off and it's never referenced again. There's a fight scene in NAKED GUN where Frank Drebin throws a towel into the face of a hit-man who then clutches the towel and screams as though he can't get it off his face. That's the level of inanity we're looking at here but it's not played for laughs. HOW dumb is this movie? A character quotes Joe Biden on ballistics. Yep.
I could go on and mention how the movie jumps for no reason from New York to Washington DC to London and sometimes characters appear to be in two different cities at the same time.
And the dialogue! It really felt as though they wrote every action movie cliche ("I'm your worst nightmare.") on a slip of paper, put them in a hat, and had the actors read them in whatever order they were pulled out. You could not write a worse script using Mad-Libs.
Oh, and Gary Oldman really needs to be ashamed of himself. It looks like they hired him for two days to just wander around an apartment getting into people's personal space and shouting at them. The brilliant actor of SID & NANCY and IMMORTAL BELOVED reduced to picking up a quick check to be in dreck like this.
My theory on this movie was it was written by:
1) An AI program right after a Windows update.
2) Hunter Biden
3) That room full of monkeys and typewriters we're always hearing about.
TIN CUP (1996)
Kevin Costner is a washed up golf pro giving lessons at a rundown driving range co-owned with his former caddy Cheech Marin. When challenged by old rival Don Johnson, he decides to enter the U.S. Open with the help of his therapist played by Rene Russo. But will the has-been's old hang-ups and serious OCD problems stand between him and the title?
Ron Shelton's best film by far is an often very funny romantic comedy with all the best tropes of a great sports film. It brings us into the world of professional golf (which I could care less about) in away that keeps us up to speed and makes us care. That's really skilled writing as the cast never stops to explain what's going on and leaves it to us to catch up with them. The actors are adept at comedy enough to make their lines work even when we're not sure of the terms they're using or references they're making. And the depiction of the agony of defeat at the climax of the film is truly agonizing. Costner and Russo have a real chemistry that makes the heart of the movie work. But it's Costner and Marin's bromance that really clicks.
NAKED GUN (1988)
Something inspired me to check this favorite out again. I vividly recall seeing this in a theater with and the pair of us coming close to wetting out pants at the "season highlights reel" sequence.
The Zucker Brothers bring their Mad Magazine approach to comedy to the cop movie genre in this feature coming off their terrific but short-lived POLICE SQUAD TV series. Their shotgun style fires gag after gag at us, relying on our common familiarity with the cliches of crime thrillers as a source of laughs.
The plot? Ricardo Montleban is an LA business man helping a terrorist organization in their attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. Leslie Nielson is madcap earnest in the lead role as Frank Drebin but it's his partner George Kennedy who steals ever scene he's in. And who knew Priscilla Presley could be funny.
The marvelously constructed extended climax at a baseball game was clearly inspired by the Red Skelton classic WHISTLING IN BROOKLYN but the Zuckers take it even further in a series of mishaps, gags, parody and wild action. And Montleban's death remains my favorite in all movie history. "My father went the same way."
Peplum or "sword and sandal" movies have to be the most forgiving genre in cinema. All that's really required to make a decent movie of this type is a muscular cast, at least one torture scene, scantily clad women and loads of bloody violence. This entry checks all those boxes along with the addition of some welcome humor.
The Rock was born to play the mythic son of Zeus but packs on forty pounds of fresh muscle anyway. The rest of the cast offers fine support, chief among them Ian McShane as a seer who doesn't always get it quite right. The idea of having Herc's legend propped up by a lot of PR provided by his nephew is a clever one that offers up some surprises. And the battle sequences are well blocked out, extended and fierce. It's a gorgeous looking production with just enough real drama, high stakes and rising action to make it a durable actioner worth re-visiting.
LOGAN LUCKY (2017)
Two West Virginia brothers (Channing Tatum and Adam Driver) plan a complex heist of a Charlotte speedway on NASCAR race day. But they need the help of legendary explosives expert Joe Bang (Daniel Craig) who, inconveniently is in state prison.
A classic heist comedy that keeps moving from frame one to the end credits. It has a lot of heart without any sloppy sentiment and has some dialogue touches you'll probably miss the first time around. The suspense is high and the humor Dixie deadpan with Daniel Craig clearly relishing his role in a transformational role that is astonishing.
Steven Soderbergh at the top of his form in a movie that's witty, endearing and full to the brim with dozens of great comic performances including Dwight Yoakum, Riley Keough and Seth MacFarlane.
BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL (1956)
A troubled young soldier (Robert Wagner) who can't get over the loss of three of his pals to friendly fire is assigned to a remote outpost commanded by a manically sadistic officer. (Broderick Crawford)
GIs returning from service in WWII demanded a different kind of war movie, one that reflected their own experiences in service and in combat. This an early entry into the spate of more cynical war dramas that Hollywood would turn out into the mid-60's until the WWII adventure flick, like THE DIRTY DOZEN and WHERE EAGLES DARE, took over the genre.
The oddly structured series of flashbacks to inform us of Wagner's past turn out to be quite effective as an understanding of the main character's emotional state is at the heart of this movie. The only thing that mars the movie is the too-pristine scenes of Wagner's marriage to Terry Moore. Too many of those scenes look like they were trimmed form a Sandra Dee movie. But they're out of the way quickly and we're solidly into the war action.
Wagner is surprisingly strong in the lead as I've always considered him a lightweight. Broderick Crawford is honestly scary in as accurate a portrayal of a personality disorder as you're likely to find. And it's fun seeing Buddy Ebsen give a another fine performance in a straight-up dramatic role.
DAYLIGHT'S END (2016)
What you'd get if you re-imagined I AM LEGEND as a men's action paperback series from the 1980's. Not an instant classic by any means but certainly a fun entry in the post apocalypse vampire pandemic sub-genre. Think STAKELAND with a LOT more gun porn. The cast is good and the dialogue is cringe-free though the plot borrows heavily from ROAD WARRIOR. But the body count is huge and the action fast moving and bloody. And it sure looks like EVERY dime is up on the screen. It's free on Amazon prime currently.
Andy Lau, as Hong Kong's greatest bomb disposal expert, is targeted by a sadistic international criminal who will hold hundreds hostage in order to free his brother from prison. Or does he have a more insidious plot in mind. Much of the action, and there's a CRAP-TON of action here, centers on a cross-harbor tunnel that the bad guy has wired with a half-ton of C-4.
The kind of gonzo shoot-em-up epic that Hong Kong filmmakers have excelled at since the 80s. Big stakes and a huge cast lead to a blistering extended action climax that you might want to rewind and watch all over again to catch what you missed the first time.
THE LAST LEGION (2007)
As I mentioned in a previous interview, peplum is a genre with a low bar. It's a bar that this big-budget extravaganza manages to slide under. This story, that proposes to put the legend of King Arthur into a historical perspective, has lots of action but no blood, no scantily clad babes and not a single torture scene. It's a movie that gets worse with each viewing and I can attest to that as I've seen it several times only because I forget how bad it is.
The genesis of the movie is more interesting than the movie itself especially from a writer's point of view.
Italian novelist Valerio Manfredi was invited to contribute a screen treatment for a movie that proposed to put the legend of King Arthur into a historical perspective. His concepts were rejected and the producers went on to make the godawful KING ARTHUR (2004). Frustrated that his ideas were not used (boy, I know THAT feeling) Manfredi went home and wrote an excellent novel based on his treatment called The Last Legion. In his novel he imagined that the last of the Caesars, a young boy, must flee to Britain in the company of an old philosopher and a cohort of brave soldiers, taking along with him the sword of Julius Caesar. Great book, rousing story and intelligently written. The producers who purchased the film rights tossed out everything but the core of the novel to make a bloodless, senseless, witless, box checker action movie that probably had Manfredi crying into the wads of cash I hope they paid him to turn his peplum to pablum.
KISS AND TELL (1945)
Hyperactive and overly dramatic teen Corliss Archer gets herself in trouble when, by covering up the secret marriage of her brother to the girl next door, she leads the whole town in believing she's pregnant! Based on a play, this comedy picks up steam midway through when Corliss' "secret" goes public. Solid comedic performances by all in the kind of prototypical teen comedy that was gaining in popularity as WWII was winding down. This one's a bit more risque than most of the entries in this genre. Make that A LOT more risque with "air force" jokes passing overhead like a flight of B-17s.
Shirley Temple would play Corliss in two films during the, let's face it, jailbait phase that took up the end of her movie career. And she's marvelous at firing off the fast patter loaded with malapropisms along with that range of facial expressions that were so effective when she was the world's number one child star taking on a sly aspect when she plays a scheming adolescent.
Corliss Archer proved popular enough on film to spawn a radio show in which she was played by Janet Waldo who most of you will recall as Judy Jetson.
RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL (2019)
Nic Cage still manages to surprise. I sail into what feels like my weekly Cage movie with zero expectations only to find this serious crime drama with a real mean streak at the heart of it. Ostensibly, the film portrays a cocaine deal from both ends. We meet the buyers, smugglers and distributors while, at the same time, seeing the entire process of making the yayo from picking the leaves through processing and the chain of delivery from Colombia to the Canadian border. Not really a lot of surprises but the whole deal is slickly made and fast-paced with high production values and top drawer acting throughout. Looking for a solid crime drama that doesn't look away when things get ugly? Check this one out. It was partly produced by Redbox so I'm assuming it's not on any streaming service yet.
LUCKY DAY (2019)
Now for a not-so-serious crime film. Luke Bracy is fresh out of the pen and eager to re-start his life with his wife, Nina Doberev, and adorable daughter. But his happiness is marred by the arrival of Crispin Glover as a kind of pantomime Chigurh. Not much more plot than that in this bloody Roger Avary pastiche. It's fun enough and moves along at a brisk pace. But what might have been an excruciating extended suspense scene at the climax is diluted by all the surreal silliness that proceeded it. Avary waits until way too late in the story to ask us to care about the principles. What I want to know is how they controlled Glover for a shoot this long and complex. Perhaps he's finally found the proper balance for his meds. Like I said, it's fun enough in a Tarantino Lite vein and Dobrev is cute as a basket of cartoon puppies.
Symphonie pour un massacre/THE CORRUPT (1963)
Five hoods pool their resources to go in on a big heroin deal. But thieves fall out when one of the syndicate members decides he'd rather have it all. But he finds that murder is a hard habit to break. Fine, slow-burn French crime flick in the vein of Jean-Pierre Melville. A well-crafted thriller.
BRICE de NICE (2005)
Brice Agostini is a slacker who lives to surf, or so he'd have you believe. He makes his home on a stretch of the French Riviera that's only visited by surfable waves every thirty years or so. When his rich daddy goes to jail for money laundering, Brice is left homeless, moneyless and, as always, clueless until he's dared into a big surfing competition.
Wacky, monumentally silly comedy only made possible by the apparently bottomless charm of Jean Dujardin. It's hard to think of an actor with a range as broad as Dujardin. Romantic leads, goofy comic foil, noir protagonist and period dramas. The guy does it all with authority and aplomb like a talent straight out of Hollywood's golden age. Here he is asked to carry a movie on his back as he's lumbered with pretty weak material that he somehow manages to make work playing a character who could have worn out his welcome in act one. It's all fun in the sun and a perfectly good time waster and, apparently, a big enough hit to spawn two sequels.
Mais où est donc passée la 7ème compagnie?/NOW WHERE DID THE 7th COMPANY GET TO? (1973)
The fall of France in 1940 might seem like an unlikely subject for a comedy but Jean Lefebvre and a cast of talented comic actors make this story, of a small group of soldiers cut off from their unit as the Germans invade, an amusing romp. It's the kind of slow-burn comedy that the French make so well but picks up speed when the lads commandeer a German half-track and cause havoc behind the lines in their haphazard attempt to reach Paris. Some very funny scenes and a few that might have been a lot funnier if the only subtitles I could find weren't so awful.
BROKEN LANCE (1954)
Spencer Tracy is the scion of a frontier dynasty in a fine example of the kind of empire western Hollywood seemed to be in love with in the 1950's. This sub-genre spawned TV shows like Bonanza, Big Valley and High Chaparral. Most of the drama comes from the differences between his four sons played by Robert Wagner, Richard Widmark, Hugh O'Brien and Earl Holliman. When the old man dies the siblings go to war with one another as their true natures are revealed. Big, Cinemascope entertainment and, while not a classic like THE BIG COUNTRY or THE FURIES, it's a worthy entry in the genre.
La Grande Vadrouille/DON'T LOOK NOW, WE'RE GETTING SHOT AT (1966)
The four man crew of a British bomber gets shot down over Paris and must turn to some, often reluctant, French folks for help in escaping the Germans.
A lavishly mounted wide-screen production teaming Terry-Thomas and Louis de Funès in an international production that I assume was popular in the UK and on the continent. It certainly deserved to be as it's a very funny and often suspenseful chase film with some terrific extended comedy scenes. Funès is perfect as a fussy, stuck-up symphony conductor dragooned into the underground and Thomas is in his element as a veddy English RAF pilot sporting his most outrageous mustache ever. (he's forced to trim it early in the film.) Some exciting and dangerous chase scenes including one between a farm lorry full of pumpkins and a gang of Nazis on motorcycles.
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED (1976)
One good movie about Nazis getting their asses kicked deserves another. Adventure/Espionage flick as a team of German commandos is sent to kidnap Winston Churchill as a direct result of a Hitler rant. A sleepy English town is turned into a battlefield as the plan comes part early and US Rangers come to the rescue. Loads of actors get to strut in jackboots including Michael Caine, Robert Duvall and Donald Pleasance. Donald Sutherland plays an Irishman again to the dismay of Celts everywhere. Larry Hagman goes over the top as the over-eager commander of the Rangers and Treat Williams is effective on one of his earliest roles. It's loads of fun and features loads of great details for us WWII geeks. Someone went wild with the costuming budget for the Germans and we see a lot of outfits we don't often see in off-the-rack productions. The extended action sequence at the end is exciting and features, what I believes, are the first new gun sound effects recorded in ages. The M1s actually sound like M1s and we're even treated to an M2 in one sequence.
The Earth is in its death throes following the destruction of the Moon and subsequent invasion by aliens. Though mankind won the war they lost the planet and have fled to a moon of Saturn leaving behind a skeleton force of paramilitary technicians to maintain the giant fusion reactors that create power for the far flung colony. Or is any of that true?
Solid SF action-thriller with a keeps-you-guessing plot and some suspenseful action set pieces. Tom Cruise is excellent on all counts in a story that has real heart but never descends to manipulative Speilbergian sentiment. The pacing is perfection as the story takes it's time to draw us and divert us from the questions both we and Cruise should be asking ourselves. Some marvelous effects are used effectively in the movie without ever calling attention to themselves.
Le gendarme de Saint-Tropez (1964)
A persnickety by-the-books receives a transfer to the French Riviera where he and his daughter manage to fumble their way into the attention of a gang of criminals using Saint.-Tropez as their base. Louis de Funès leads a cast of comic actors in something like a VERY Gallic, VERY 60's version of the Police Academy movies. One highlight is Louis leading his squad to arrest a beach filled with nudists who, somehow, always manage to be fully dressed when the cops arrive. Extremely popular in France, it was only the first in a long string of sequels.
The murder of a young girl brings an Aborigine cop back to the outback town he grew up in. While the local cops treat it as a forgettable tragedy, Aaron Pederson sees it as part of a greater conspiracy of silence. His seemingly laconic approach to the investigation lulls both suspects and his fellow lawmen into complacency until they realize the hometown town boy is getting close to the truth.
The locations are stunning, even alien, and the movie features one of the best, and most accurate, gun battles ever put in film.
Pederson has become one of my favorite performers for this and its sequel GOLDSTONE as well as his work in TV series like THE CODE and JACK IRISH. This movie eventually spawned an excellent TV series starring Pederson and Judy Davis.
He's terrific in these slow-burn crime stories and a real presence on the screen playing the badass with a wounded heart.
THE DETECTIVE (1968) Frank Sinatra is a NYPD homicide detective, the best on the force. The story follows him into the gay underground of the city in a search for a killer that ultimately leads him to the heart of corruption.
Released the same year as Universal's MADIGAN, this Gordon Douglas-directed cop drama attempts with greater success what the Richard Widmark film tried to do. Dealing with, for the time, edgy material such as homosexuality and police corruption, this Sinatra vehicle is not presented as a normal crime drama. It uses flashbacks and a deconstructed plot structure to create a portrait of Sinatra's character. An interesting movie that's rewarding despite it's over-ambitious efforts that lead to some slow spots in act one when all we want is to see the mystery solved. But the "solution" to the whodunnit is only the start of what is effectively a sea change in H'wood's approach to this kind of material. This movie, probably due primarily to Old Blue Eyes' chutzpah and start power, really pushes the envelope hard for the kind of material that was normally censored in American films. It tries very hard to approach the material as realistically as possible.
Two interesting asides: This was based on a novel by Roderick Thorpe. The sequel would provide the basis for DIE HARD (1988).
And this film was influential in more ways than one. As far as I can determine, this is the first appearance of what would be become a stock cop drama cliche; the prostitute being booked as part of the background color in the detective squad room.