THE GAY DIVORCEE
FRIEND: Maybe you just forgot where you met her.
ASTAIRE: If I forgot a girl like that I’d remember it.
THE THIN MAN
NORA: And they say you were shot four times in the tabloids.
NICK: Nonsense. They never came anywhere near my tabloids.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
Looks like we’re shy one horse. ELAM
BRONSON: No. You brought two too many.
CONVICT: What kind of childhood did you have?
LOVE AND DEATH
NAPOLEON: I shall invade you just as I invaded Russia.
DIANE KEATON: Well, I’m a lot smaller.
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN
WILBUR: Yeah, you and half a million other guys.
Gable is having a torture device, an iron boot, being tightened on his foot by Malay pirates.
WALLACE BEERY: Tell ‘em what they wanna know!
GABLE: I wear a Nine-C.
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID.
SUNDANCE: I can’t swim.
BUTCH: Hell, the fall will kill ya.
WOMAN: Sorry about the mess in the bathroom
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
LEIA: I love you.
HAN: I know.