TOP TEN CINEMA COMEBACKS

THE GAY DIVORCEE

FRIEND: Maybe you just forgot where you met her.

ASTAIRE: If I forgot a girl like that I’d remember it.

 

THE THIN MAN

NORA: And they say you were shot four times in the tabloids.

NICK: Nonsense. They never came anywhere near my tabloids.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

JACK ELAM: Looks like we’re shy one horse.

BRONSON: No. You brought two too many.

ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ

CONVICT: What kind of childhood did you have?

EASTWOOD: Short.

LOVE AND DEATH

NAPOLEON: I shall invade you just as I invaded Russia.

DIANE KEATON: Well, I’m a lot smaller.

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN

LAWRENCE TALBOT: You don’t understand. when the moon is full I become a wolf.

WILBUR: Yeah, you and half a million other guys.

 

CHINA SEAS

Gable is having a torture device, an iron boot, being tightened on his foot by Malay pirates.

WALLACE BEERY: Tell ‘em what they wanna know!

GABLE: I wear a Nine-C.

 

BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID.

SUNDANCE: I can’t swim.

BUTCH: Hell, the fall will kill ya.

PSYCHO 3

Norman is speaking to a woman who has attempted to commit suicide in the Bates Motel.

WOMAN: Sorry about the mess in the bathroom

NORMAN: I’ve seen it worse.

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

LEIA: I love you.

HAN: I know.